Well, here we are, the beginning of the monkey. Well life was great, i had just been born into a loving family, Mildred my mother and Clive my father, and also my older Brother Tim. We diddnt have much in the way of land or possesions, but we were happy, i was born into the best family a monkey could ask for.
We had a little part of forest deep in South America, i wont tell you the exact details as its already been disturbed over the years and the last thing i want is people turing up there for photo's or anything they can steal in orded to furfill their fanboy purpose.
Mom, was the head of the family, and although Pops thought he was, it was always funny to see Mom lay the law down and watch him squirm, and then Pops would go and take it out on the nearest Male, offering a showdown of 2 collossal beasts fighting till one of them would run away, and 9 times out of 10 it would be Pops.
He wasnt a fighter, he was more a thinker and thats why he was not respected by the other families, as it was always Mom going to get the food for us to eat, to prepare the meal and generally maintain the household whilst Pops sat around and smoked his pipe and got lost in his own thoughts of how the world should be.
This made the elders of the families angry, how could the male of the house allow his wife to do everything that was required, and also made Pops a laughing stock. But he did not care, and neither did the rest of us, as he did the things Moms should do, and we had the most happy childhood any monkey could want, *sniff
Tuesday, 13 January 2009
Your Still Here?
Well, im surprised, you are still reading this so surely you must be one of 2 things,
1,actually interested in my little tales
2,completely bored and still wondering what you are doing reading this?
either way i dont care, i have your attention so i will continue,
So where were we, oh yes i remember, you will have to forgive me, its been a while since i have actually spoken to someone with a working brain, where i am at the moment i am surronded by brain eating lifeless souls, whos idea of a fun time is ripping the flesh and whatever else they can find from the living.
During my journey to where i am now, i have somehow been able to survive on rats, mice and other vermin, i have never tasted human flesh and to be honest i dont intend to. Dont get me wrong i have been tempted, i mean in my world a human is the equivelent of a tasty steak, but i always liked humans and even in my undead state, i just cant bring myself to do it, but over time im sure things might change, i hope not but somethings are inevitable.
Oh im waffling, you did not come here to listen to this, you want the intresting stuff, like the adventures, the tales that i have to share with you, well all in good time but i will start this journey into the strange and marcabe world that i have seen. So in order to continue, i should start at the very beginning, the birth of Midd the Monkey.
1,actually interested in my little tales
2,completely bored and still wondering what you are doing reading this?
either way i dont care, i have your attention so i will continue,
So where were we, oh yes i remember, you will have to forgive me, its been a while since i have actually spoken to someone with a working brain, where i am at the moment i am surronded by brain eating lifeless souls, whos idea of a fun time is ripping the flesh and whatever else they can find from the living.
During my journey to where i am now, i have somehow been able to survive on rats, mice and other vermin, i have never tasted human flesh and to be honest i dont intend to. Dont get me wrong i have been tempted, i mean in my world a human is the equivelent of a tasty steak, but i always liked humans and even in my undead state, i just cant bring myself to do it, but over time im sure things might change, i hope not but somethings are inevitable.
Oh im waffling, you did not come here to listen to this, you want the intresting stuff, like the adventures, the tales that i have to share with you, well all in good time but i will start this journey into the strange and marcabe world that i have seen. So in order to continue, i should start at the very beginning, the birth of Midd the Monkey.
Monday, 12 January 2009
Welcome!
Well i never thought i would do something like this, i mean who really wants to know about an undead monkey. But seeing as i have now started you will all have to listen now, as i have plenty of wild stories and adventures i have been part of in my life, and of course my death.
Now before i start my tales, you need to understand, all this is true, whatever fantasys you read about here, it has really happened, and by the end of this, i am hoping you start to question what is real and what isnt in your own lives, just dont make the same mistakes as me as you will end up part of the undead.
i can hear you laughing now, "as if the undead are real", if that was the case why are you reading this, if you think this is all nonsense, whay are you listening to me, i mean i cant be real can i?
This will be stories of how i become, how i loved, how i lost, this will be an incredible journey, and you may not even want to comprehend the stories you will hear. BUT THEY ARE ALL TRUE!
How rude, there i am jabbering away and you dont even know my name, my names Midd, and im very pleased to meet you. I am 31 yrs old, well i was before my unfortunate incident, but we will come to that later.
Right, well i think we should start from the beginning, where it all began, the origin of myself.
To Be Continued.....
Now before i start my tales, you need to understand, all this is true, whatever fantasys you read about here, it has really happened, and by the end of this, i am hoping you start to question what is real and what isnt in your own lives, just dont make the same mistakes as me as you will end up part of the undead.
i can hear you laughing now, "as if the undead are real", if that was the case why are you reading this, if you think this is all nonsense, whay are you listening to me, i mean i cant be real can i?
This will be stories of how i become, how i loved, how i lost, this will be an incredible journey, and you may not even want to comprehend the stories you will hear. BUT THEY ARE ALL TRUE!
How rude, there i am jabbering away and you dont even know my name, my names Midd, and im very pleased to meet you. I am 31 yrs old, well i was before my unfortunate incident, but we will come to that later.
Right, well i think we should start from the beginning, where it all began, the origin of myself.
To Be Continued.....
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